Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Vlogmas Day (likely Day 3 after giving birth)**
* The new mom returns home with her 2-day-old baby, expressing exhaustion but joy.
* She introduces the baby to the pets, keeping a safe distance, and shares gifts from friends (cupcakes, flowers, and self-care products).
* The mom shows a diary started by Rachel, filled with notes and Polaroids from the hospital, which evokes emotional gratitude.
* She attempts to put the baby in a new outfit, noting most clothes don't fit due to his small size.
* The video includes intimate moments: feeding, diaper changes, and singing (which makes the mom emotional).
* The mom briefly adopts her "Miranda" persona, interacting with the baby in a humorous, exaggerated way.
* Throughout, the mom expresses overwhelming love for her child, apologizing for being "embarrassing" due to her emotional state.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentences:
1. The speaker is participating in "Vlogmas", vlogging every day.
2. The speaker has just given birth and is heading home.
3. The baby is two days old (mentioned at 00:01:40.33).
4. The speaker has been experiencing physical after-effects of childbirth, including pain and swelling.
5. The baby has met the family pets, but is being kept at a distance from them for now.
6. Moose, one of the pets, is showing interest in protecting the baby.
7. Friends (Joey, Daniel, Grace, and May) have visited and brought gifts, including cupcakes, flowers, and a diary for the baby.
8. The baby is having trouble fitting into newborn clothes due to being smaller than expected.
9. The speaker had donated most of the newborn clothes, anticipating a larger baby.
10. The baby is primarily wearing blankets due to the clothing issue.
11. A single outfit was found to fit the baby, which was briefly showcased.
12. The baby's favorite position is being held like a "little frog" on the speaker's chest.
13. The speaker is breastfeeding the baby.
14. The baby's diaper was soiled, which had caused upset before being changed.
15. The speaker sang to the baby with a ukulele, using a different instrument to avoid waking the baby too much.
16. The speaker is emotional, feeling overwhelming love for the baby.