Here is a concise summary of the provided text, which appears to be a transcript of a comedic monologue or stand-up comedy set:
**Title:** Spoiled Children and Parenting
**Summary:**
* The speaker discusses how modern children are spoiled and unappreciative of gifts due to overindulgence by parents.
* A personal anecdote illustrates a 7-year-old's nonchalance towards receiving a radio-controlled helicopter.
* The speaker criticizes contemporary parenting, suggesting that:
+ Children are given too many choices (e.g., choosing their room).
+ Parents have become irresponsible and fail to command respect.
+ Overprotection and coddling (e.g., in dentist offices) can be detrimental.
* The root issue, according to the speaker, is parental laziness and a reluctance to take responsibility.
* The monologue concludes with an appeal to raise "good people" and a lighthearted, self-deprecating remark.
**Tone:** Humorous, satirical, with a touch of social commentary.
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. A speaker was invited to a 7-year-old child's birthday party.
2. The speaker gifted the child a radio-controlled helicopter.
3. The child was not surprised by the gift.
4. The speaker mentions a building on Lubyanka, comparing the FSB building to a nearby "Children's World" building.
5. The speaker's friends moved to a new apartment with their child, Egorka.
6. Egorka was allowed to choose which room in the apartment would be theirs.
7. The speaker recalls being happy with any gift as a child, even if it didn't fit.
8. The speaker's parents were authoritative figures in their childhood.
9. The speaker's mother could summon them from anywhere in Penza by screaming their name from the window.
10. The speaker believes parents have become less authoritative over time.
11. Some parents swear at coaches in their children's sports sections.
12. A dentist's office is described with amenities to make it appealing to children (e.g., a screen with cartoons).
13. The speaker has a show, "Evening Show of Pain," premiering on TNT on April 16 at 9:00 pm.
14. Ozone Bank offers a card with up to 10% cashback in rubles for purchases anywhere and free service (mentioned in the initial part of the text, before the main narrative).