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**Title:** A Disastrous Cottage Getaway
**Summary:**
Two friends, likely a wealthy and spoiled individual (possibly "Cinnamon") and her companion, arrive at a cottage (booked through Airbnb) for a vacation. However, their excitement quickly turns to disappointment and chaos due to:
* The cottage's poor condition, lack of amenities (e.g., no AC, dirty lake water), and unpleasant odor
* A series of misadventures, including:
+ Not being able to swim in the lake due to its dirtiness
+ Finding an abandoned ice cream shop and other neglected facilities
+ Encountering a bear (after eating berries from the property)
+ Discovering the shower water is potentially unclean
* The friends' bickering, jokes, and luxury references (e.g., personal trainer, gourmet food, expensive streaming services) throughout the ordeal
* Ultimately, they decide to cut their trip short and leave, with a parting request to stop at McDonald's on the way home.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
1. **Location**: The setting is a cottage, referred to as "Make Cottage Well".
2. **Booking Platform**: The cottage was booked through Airbnb (referred to as "Air BAM" initially, then corrected).
3. **Rating Disagreement**: There's a discrepancy over the cottage's rating, with a mentioned "2 out of 10" vs. a personal rating of "9 out of 10".
4. **Lake Condition**: The lake is described as "very dirty" with visible fish bones, and there's a warning in the description not to swim in it.
5. **Facilities Issues**:
* No air conditioning (AC) in the cottage, only a fan.
* No toilet paper provided.
* A shower with questionable water quality.
6. **On-Site Features**:
* A private beach (though swimming is not recommended due to the lake's condition).
* An ice cream shop and another building on the property, both of which appear abandoned.
* Kayaks available, but they lack paddles and have holes.
7. **Wildlife Encounter**: An encounter with a bear, which was attracted by berries.
8. **Streaming Services**: Availability of various streaming services, including a lesser-known one, "Phil Klay", only available in Asia but accessed through a personal connection.
9. **Meal Plans**: Mention of gourmet burgers with truffle fries and a preference for not counting calories while on vacation.
10. **Departure Decision**: A decision to leave the cottage earlier than planned due to various dissatisfactions.
11. **Post-Departure Plans**: An intention to stop at McDonald's on the way home and an invitation to friends (Strawberry and Basha) to join, noting the cottage has 8 bedrooms.