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**Title:** Worst McDonald's Happy Meal Toys
**Summary:** A humorous review of the top 10 worst McDonald's Happy Meal toys, including:
1. Ronald McDonald Mask (creepy cardboard mask)
2. American Idol MP3 Player (with only 1 preloaded song)
3. Halloween Pail (empty and impractical)
4. ET Poster (folded, greasy, and outdated)
5. Star Wars Figurines (poorly designed)
6. Shark Tale Jellyfish Toy (bizarre and possibly repurposed)
7. Gardening Toys (lame and low-quality)
8. Ronald McDonald Glove Puppet (cheap and unwanted)
9. Airport Toy (poorly executed and low-quality)
10. Michael Jordan Fitness Fund Toys (lazy attempt at promoting health)
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**McDonald's Happy Meal Toys**
1. McDonald's offered a "Michael Jordan Fitness Fund" Happy Meal promotion in 1991.
2. The promotion included plastic skipping ropes, plush balls, water bottles, and stopwatches with Michael Jordan's likeness.
3. Michael Jordan briefly played professional baseball, but this was unrelated to the Happy Meal promotion.
**Specific Happy Meal Toys**
4. **Airport Toy (1990s)**: A transformable Happy Meal box into an airport with 4 colored planes.
5. **Ronald McDonald Glove Puppet**: A low-quality, shoddily drawn hand puppet (exact year not specified).
6. **Gardening Toys (unknown year)**: Included a small bird feeder, watering can, and gardening tools.
7. **Shark Tale Jellyfish Toy (circa 2004)**: A jellyfish-shaped toy, possibly unrelated to the actual movie.
8. **Star Wars Figurines (unknown year)**: Clone War-era figurines with exaggerated proportions.
9. **E.T. Posters (1982 and 1985)**: Folded posters promoting the movie, given out with Happy Meals.
10. **Halloween Pail (unknown year)**: A small, decorative pail with the slogan "Mick Boo".
11. **American Idol MP3 Player (2007)**: A preloaded MP3 player with the American Idol theme song.
12. **Ronald McDonald Mask (unknown year)**: A cardboard mask resembling Ronald McDonald.
**General**
13. McDonald's has a history of responding to health critics with promotional items (since at least the 1990s).
14. The quality of McDonald's Happy Meal toys can vary greatly.