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**Title:** 15 of the Lamest Criminals Ever
**Summary:** A countdown of 15 inept criminals who were caught due to their own stupidity. Their blunders include:
* Cutting down a tree to steal a chained bike (15)
* Writing a novel that mirrored a crime they committed (14)
* Leaving ID at a crime scene (11)
* Calling a store to ask about cash before robbing it (10)
* Sending a Facebook friend request to a victim (7)
* Trying to steal a gun from a gun store with a baseball bat (4)
* Using a fake $1 million bill at Walmart (3)
* Failing to rob a bank twice while wearing a ridiculous disguise (2)
* Carjacking a car in a prison parking lot, only to not know how to drive it (1)
**Common Theme:** Sheer stupidity and lack of common sense led to the downfall of each of these criminals.
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1. A person tried to steal a bike by cutting down the tree it was chained to, in front of dozens of people.
2. Krystian Bala, a Polish author, murdered someone in 2000 and wrote about a similar crime in a book.
3. Bala was caught in 2003 after a reader tipped off the police, linking his book to the real crime.
4. An 18-year-old robber in Chicago left his phone number with employees after attempting to rob a muffler shop.
5. The employees called the police, who arrested the robber when he returned to the shop.
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6. Christopher Cron made an instructional video on how not to commit burglary, citing his own failed attempt.
7. Cron broke into a store, triggered the alarm, and answered the security company's call, providing his real name.
8. A thief stole a woman's purse but left behind bags containing their birth certificate and a note from their mother.
9. A Swedish man tried to get a refund from a 13-year-old girl's father after she didn't show up for a date.
10. Daniel Glenn called a convenience store to ask how much money they had before attempting to rob it.
11. A criminal stole a woman's cell phone and later sent her a Facebook friend request, leading to his arrest.
12. Juan Gonzalez Jr. was arrested and charged with second-degree burglary and felony theft.
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13. Darren Kimpton tried to break into a house, cut himself, and left blood at the scene, leading to his capture.
14. An older woman asked police to help her get a refund for low-quality cocaine, resulting in her arrest.
15. A 95-year-old woman defended her home from a burglar, stabbing his hand with a screwdriver.
16. Derrick Mosley tried to steal a gun from a gun store using a baseball bat but was thwarted by the owner.
17. Michael Anthony Fuller attempted to use a counterfeit $1 million bill at Walmart.
18. Dennis Hawkins tried to rob a bank twice, wearing a disguise that included a blonde wig and fake breasts.
19. Frank Singleton carjacked a woman in a prison parking lot immediately after being released from jail.
20. Singleton was arrested again because he didn't know how to drive a manual transmission car.