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**Title:** Liz's Surprise Return Home after Getting Lost in Thailand
**Summary:**
* A vlogger's friend is filling in for Liz, who has been MIA since getting on the wrong flight to Utah and ending up in Thailand.
* Unexpectedly, a mysterious package arrives, which turns out to contain Liz herself, who mailed her way back home in a box due to lack of money.
* Liz is welcomed back, exhausted and thirsty, and shares her crazy journey.
* The group then moves on to:
+ Discussing recent events Liz missed, including reaching 1 million subscribers.
+ Revealing a surprise gift from Steven: a massive Hummer (dubbed a "tank").
+ Addressing accusations about a dirt bike left in the rain.
+ Planning to catch a monster in their pond using a fishing-like technique learned from a YouTube friend (Chickypie) in Thailand.
* The video ends with enthusiasm for upcoming summer fun, including pond stunts and videos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
**Liz's Travel and Return**
1. Liz got on the wrong flight after being in Utah.
2. She ended up flying halfway across the world in the wrong direction.
3. Liz was in Thailand at some point during her journey.
4. She traveled back home by unconventional means (revealed later to be mailing herself).
5. Liz arrived home in a box, which was shipped via UPS/FedEx (exact service not specified).
**The Box and Its Contents**
6. The box was large, with pink tape, and had no visible return address.
7. Liz was found inside the box, sweaty and in need of water.
8. She had food, snacks, and water with her during the shipment.
**Events After Liz's Return**
9. Liz had been gone for a couple of weeks before her return.
10. During her absence, she missed reaching 1 million subscribers on her channel.
11. A surprise gift, a Hummer (described as "basically a tank"), was revealed to her upon return.
**Other Miscellaneous Facts**
12. Liz met with a YouTube friend, Chickypie, in Thailand who helped her plan her return.
13. Liz encountered large "paul monsters" in Thailand, described as having bone-crushing jaws.
14. A similar monster is present in Liz's pond at home, which she plans to catch using a method learned from Chickypie.
15. Plans for summer videos and activities, including pond stunts, were discussed.