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**Title:** A Humorous Eulogy for the Family's Deceased Hamsters
**Summary:**
* The narrator warns viewers not to get attached to the hamsters mentioned, as they are all deceased.
* The story revolves around the family's experiences with multiple pet hamsters, including:
+ Squeaks, who escaped and was found alive in the wall after 4 days.
+ Squeaks II, who was killed by the family dog, Georgie (a West Highland Terrier bred for hunting).
+ The "3 Amigoes" (dwarf hamsters from the same litter) who constantly fought and were eventually separated.
+ Other hamsters (Buddy, Pumpkin Seed, and Gumball) who met various demise (some natural, some dog-related).
* The narrator shares humorous anecdotes, family interactions, and quirky observations throughout.
* The video concludes with a lighthearted Q&A invitation, shoutouts, and a seatbelt reminder.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
1. **Squeaks**: The family's first hamster, a little black hamster, was named Squeaks.
2. **Squeaks' Habits**: Squeaks was nocturnal and would store food in his plastic hamster wheel.
3. **Georgie**: The family has a dog named Georgie, a West Highland Terrier.
4. **Georgie's Birthdate**: Georgie was born on Election Day, 2004.
5. **Squeaks' Escape**: Squeaks escaped from his cage and was missing for 4 days.
6. **Squeaks' Discovery**: Squeaks was found alive inside a wall, believed to have entered through the laundry chute.
7. **Rescue Method**: Squeaks was lured out with lettuce after his father cut holes in the wall.
8. **Squeaks' Lifespan**: Despite incidents, Squeaks lived a full 2-year life, typical for hamsters.
9. **Squeaks II's Fate**: Squeaks II was killed, likely by Georgie, given the dog's hunting nature.
10. **Killer's Fate**: Despite his name, Killer the hamster lived a normal, long life.
11. **The 3 Amigoes**: Three dwarf hamsters, bought together, constantly fought due to territorial nature.
12. **Buddy's Fate**: Buddy the hamster escaped but was later found to have been killed by Georgie.
13. **Pumpkin Seed's Fate**: Pumpkin Seed, a tan hamster, died after one month of ownership, reportedly for no reason.
14. **Gumball's Life**: Gumball, another hamster, had an uneventful but happy life under the owner's care.
15. **Hamster Burials**: Approximately 7 hamsters are buried in the family's backyard.
16. **Georgie's Age**: As of the video's release, Georgie was 12 years old.