Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Summary**
The narrator shares a personal story about a recent encounter with the police. While riding a scooter without a helmet, he was stopped near a graffiti area. He admits to having:
1. **Marijuana** (160€ worth, ~25g) in his pockets
2. **Self-defense items** (considered forbidden)
3. No **helmet** or **driver's license** on him
He fabricated a story to explain the situation, claiming he was part of a graffiti project for colleagues. Fortunately, the police let him off with a warning, advising him to wear a helmet next time. The narrator reflects on the experience, emphasizing:
* **Honesty** about his past mistakes
* **Warning** to viewers: **don't take drugs, don't carry weapons**
* A **personal growth** moment, having narrowly avoided trouble.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence and numbered for reference:
1. The narrator was with a colleague watching football in the Bundesliga on a Saturday.
2. The colleague, David, has been known to the narrator for approximately 20 years.
3. The narrator rode a scooter to meet the colleague, passing by a legal graffiti area.
4. The narrator chose to ride on the main road instead of a smaller, secret path.
5. The narrator was not wearing a helmet while riding the scooter.
6. The narrator was stopped by authorities (implied to be police) near a school parking lot and graffiti area.
7. The narrator was asked for vehicle documents, driver's license, and advertising sheet.
8. The narrator had previously purchased 25 grams of an unspecified substance (implied to be marijuana) for 160-170 euros.
9. The substance was divided into packs of 10 and 20 and carried in the narrator's trouser pockets.
10. The narrator also had a significant amount of cash and self-defense items (including a blade) on them.
11. The narrator was let off with a warning, conditional on not repeating the offenses.
12. The narrator was advised to always wear a helmet while riding the scooter.
13. The incident occurred near a fire department and a school parking lot.
14. The narrator claims to have always told the truth about their experiences with drugs in their videos.
15. The narrator rode home after the incident, this time wearing a helmet, on a 700 MHz scooter (likely a reference to the scooter's model or a humorous, non-technical detail).