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**Warning: The original text appears to be a disjointed, stream-of-consciousness transcript with many unrelated thoughts, phrases, and sentences.**
**Summary:**
* The text begins with incoherent sentences, possibly from a personal anecdote or conversation.
* It jumps to various unrelated topics, including:
+ Childhood memories (e.g., applying mehndi, writing love letters)
+ Marriage and wedding discussions
+ References to Indian culture (e.g., Bigg Boss, Bollywood-style dialogue)
+ Abstract philosophical musings (e.g., friendship, life, and death)
+ Unrelated statements about sports (cricket), technology, and everyday life
+ A possible robbery or financial issue (e.g., "Ajay has been looted")
+ An offer to a cricket player to become a team captain
* The text concludes with a decision being made after a 3-year wait, but the context is unclear.
**Overall:** The transcript lacks a coherent narrative, making it challenging to provide a meaningful summary. If you can provide more context or clarify what specific aspects of the text you'd like me to focus on, I'll do my best to assist you further.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each given a number and kept as short sentences:
**Note:** Since the text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or audio/video content with multiple speakers, some facts might be context-dependent. I've tried to focus on more objective, verifiable information.
1. **Timing mentions**: Various timestamps (e.g., 00:00:00.00, 00:00:01.89, etc.) indicate the text is a timed transcript.
2. **Mention of a Bus Incident**: The speaker mentions getting off a bus and being robbed by someone described as "some donkey's kid".
3. **Reference to Bigg Boss**: The speaker talks about "Bigg Boss", likely referring to the Indian reality TV show.
4. **Mars Mention**: Mars is mentioned as being "in the third", possibly referring to its position in our solar system.
5. **Personal Experience Sharing**: A speaker shares about being shy since childhood and not making eye contact.
6. **Marriage Discussion**: There's a conversation about marriage, with one person not wanting to listen to another.
7. **Application of Mehndi**: A speaker claims to know how to apply mehndi (henna) and mentions a highway to Adelaide in this context.
8. **College Time Reference**: A speaker talks about their college time, mentioning interactions with a grandfather.
9. **Bobby's Grandfather from RAW**: Mention of Bobby's grandfather being from RAW (Research and Analysis Wing, India's external intelligence agency).
10. **Creation of Congress**: There's a vague mention of "Congress created by him" (likely referring to a personal project or context, not the political entity, without further context).
11. **Jonty Rhodes Mention**: Reference to Jonty Rhodes, a former South African cricketer, in an unclear context.
12. **Dreams and Runs in Five Overs**: A speaker talks about needing "true runs in five overs", possibly in a cricket or gaming context.
13. **Voting by Volvo**: A humorous or metaphorical mention of voting being done by Volvo.
14. **Ajay Being Looted**: Repeated mentions of "Ajay has been looted".
15. **Cricket Player Reference**: A speaker is welcomed as a "cricket player".
16. **Three-Year Wait Mention**: A decision has been finalized after a wait of "3 years".