Here is a concise summary of the text:
The author reminisces about their childhood experiences at the playground, sharing humorous and chaotic anecdotes about:
* The decline of playground popularity (blaming a "no running or playing" sign)
* Playing tag, reciting rhymes, and getting into mischief with friends
* Getting scammed out of Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon cards by older kids
* Various injuries and close calls on playground equipment (swings, merry-go-round, monkey bars)
* Water balloon fights and playful rivalries
The text concludes with a heartfelt thank you to fans who attended a meetup, expressing gratitude for their support.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact a short sentence and assigning a number to each:
**Childhood Experience Facts**
1. The speaker used to go to the playground every day as a kid.
2. The speaker visited a park recently and saw only two kids (babies) there.
3. The speaker remembers playing tag at the playground as a kid.
4. The speaker was around 7 years old when they got their first Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon cards.
5. The speaker would play rock-paper-scissors for their Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon cards at the playground.
**Playground Incident Facts**
6. A group of older girls would trick the speaker into losing rock-paper-scissors to take their cards.
7. The speaker once got run over by a girl on a dirt mountain bike while playing in the mud.
8. The speaker's mom intervened, and the other girl's parents made her apologize.
9. A boy once tried to do a 360 on the swings and fell, injuring himself.
10. The speaker's friend attempted to test his strength by pushing a merry-go-round at night.
**Miscellaneous Facts**
11. The speaker's friend was mistaken for a dad by a lady who called the cops on them for playing at night.
12. A merry-go-round at the speaker's local playground was eventually removed due to safety concerns.
13. At least one out of five kids would get injured from using the merry-go-round.
14. The speaker found a trick to hold onto the merry-go-round: grasping the opposite arm sleeve of their shirt.
**Personal Facts (Minimal, as per request)**
15. The speaker has a brother who was too young to help them in a predicament at the playground.
16. The speaker attended a fan meet event and appreciated the turnout.