Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Prank Setup**
* The speaker describes a prank played on their flatmate, Harry, where they relocate his entire bedroom into the speaker's toilet.
* The room is recreated in the toilet, including Harry's belongings, ornaments, and even a working TV.
* The pranksters await Harry's return to capture his reaction.
**Interruption: Rebel FC Game**
* The speaker takes a break to attend a Rebel FC game, providing live commentary on the match.
* They return to the prank setup afterwards.
**Prank Reveal**
* Harry returns, discovers his room is missing, and is led to the toilet to find his recreated bedroom.
* Harry is shocked and amused by the prank, struggling to comprehend the new layout of his belongings.
* The transcript ends with the pranksters enjoying Harry's reaction and challenging him to restore his room to its original state.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
1. The speaker is planning to prank their flatmate, Harry, by rearranging his bedroom.
2. The speaker intends to move the essential parts of Harry's bedroom into their own toilet.
3. Harry has a favorite painting of "absolutely nothing".
4. Two things Harry allegedly loves are mentioned: vodka and (initially) football, but then corrected to just vodka.
5. The speaker leaves a half-bottle of vodka as a "welcoming gift" in the rearranged space.
6. The speaker also moves Harry's football boots, Xbox, and a "10 million sub plaque" into the toilet.
7. The toilet now contains a shower head, a TV (which works), and Harry's wardrobe with an Xbox.
8. The prankster has a football team called "Rebel FC".
9. Rebel FC is playing a game against a team seeking to get scouted by bigger teams.
10. The speaker has an injury but plans to return to action soon.
11. A website "calfreezyinteriors.co.uk" is mentioned in a humorous context.
12. Harry returns to find his room rearranged and has to search for his belongings.
13. The rearranged space is now in the speaker's toilet, where Harry's bed has been placed.