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**Content Overview**
* A gaming stream/video featuring a custom game mode where:
+ The streamer (Josh) plays as a VIP (Very Important Person) who must collect diamonds.
+ Two bodyguards (Jelly and Crainer) protect the VIP from harm.
* **Gameplay Highlights**:
+ The VIP is initially laid-back, enjoying the "safari" experience, while the bodyguards handle threats.
+ As the game progresses, the VIP becomes more involved, and the group faces increasing difficulties (e.g., monsters, navigating caves).
+ The bodyguards struggle to keep the VIP safe, leading to humorous moments and banter.
* **Non-Gameplay Segments**:
+ Announcements: Updates to the streamer's merchandise store (slower.com), a Black Friday discount, and a contest for a signed plushie.
+ End screen: Calls to action for likes, merchandise, and watching more videos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
1. **Game Mode**: A new, unnamed game mode was created for this gameplay session.
2. **Gameplay Objective**: One player (VIP) must find and mine diamonds, while others (bodyguards) protect them.
3. **Win/Lose Condition**: The team wins if the VIP finds diamonds, loses if the VIP dies.
4. **Difficulty Increase**: The game gets harder every single minute.
5. **Website Update**: There was a big update on Slogo.com.
6. **New Merchandise**: New items (Slug T-Shirt, Hoodie, Slippers, Onesie, Slug Plushie) were added to the store.
7. **Promotion Details**:
* Purchase between November 26th-29th for a chance to win a signed plushie.
* 10% discount on the entire store for Black Friday.
8. **Store URL**: The store's URL is slower.com.
9. **Players Involved**:
* Josh (VIP in some parts, bodyguard in others)
* Jelly (bodyguard/VIP)
* Crainer (bodyguard/VIP)