Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Content Overview**
* The text appears to be a transcript of a spoken monologue or video, possibly from a humor channel.
* The speaker discusses their dissatisfaction with their church, citing lack of unity, love, and effective support.
* They express a desire to "divert" (possibly meaning to leave or change their approach to faith).
* The monologue jumps between topics, including:
+ Personal struggles and relationships
+ Critiques of the church and its members
+ References to popular culture (e.g., Batman, Kelly Key)
+ Marijuana and substance use
+ A German pastor's perceived emptiness
* The tone is largely informal, with moments of frustration, humor, and exaggeration.
* The final section (from 06:55 onwards) appears to be an outro, where the speaker:
+ Acknowledges the channel's humor focus and potential for offense
+ Invites viewers to subscribe, like, and engage with the content
+ Promotes their Instagram account and thanks a contributor (Glauber)
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
**Note:** Due to the nature of the text, which appears to be a transcript with disorganized and fragmented sentences, some "facts" might be context-dependent or open to interpretation. I've aimed to extract the most objective points.
1. The speaker mentions being part of a church.
2. The speaker expresses dissatisfaction with the church due to a "lack of union" and "lack of love".
3. A person named Pastor Hutomo is mentioned in the context of the church.
4. The speaker talks about wanting to leave the church.
5. Kelly Key's daughter's car is mentioned, but without specific context.
6. The speaker discusses the idea of creating a new Christian religion.
7. A "DJ" is mentioned, possibly in the context of an event or leaving the church.
8. The speaker references a "terrible desert" and a "3D sea" in a metaphorical or symbolic context.
9. A package with a partnership and patience is mentioned, related to a "matrix".
10. The speaker mentions not liking tattoos, despite many people getting them after leaving church.
11. The concept of "rebirth" after 15 days is briefly discussed.
12. The speaker talks about using marijuana, comparing its effects to those of joints and smoking.
13. A "Batman on the horse apocalypse" is mentioned, possibly as a metaphor or reference.
14. The name "Jorge Lacera" is mentioned in the context of a past idea or event.
15. The speaker references a "soul ballad" and watching TVs.
16. A "Paulo Lobo" is mentioned, possibly as someone to be contacted.
17. The speaker discusses the difficulty of working due to being "diverted too much".
18. The name "Caetano Piso" is mentioned in the context of doing something that no longer brings joy.
19. The strategy of banks is compared to a "mantle".
20. The speaker mentions talking to a pastor about evil.
21. A "German pastor" is mentioned, discussing empty values and beauty.
22. The channel/platform of the speaker is identified as a humor channel based on exaggeration.
23. The speaker invites viewers to subscribe with the red button and follow on Instagram.
24. A participation credit is given to a friend named "Glauber".