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**Title:** The Mudasir-Asif Friendship Saga & The Mystery of Bakri's Death
**Summary:**
* A detective, on the eve of retirement, recounts the "biggest case" of his life.
* The case revolves around Mudasir and his best friend Asif, who had a highly publicized falling out on Facebook in 2015.
* Their friendship ended with a viral post, gaining international attention, memes, and even an online petition to reunite them.
* After three weeks, Mudasir and Asif reconciled, and their friendship was rekindled, with Asif even gaining fame and admirers.
* However, the detective's true interest lies in investigating the mysterious death of Asif's pet goat, "Bakri," which occurred during the friends' rift. Despite ruling out several causes, the case remains unsolved, with poisoning being a possible culprit. The detective jokingly vows to avenge Bakri's death, even if it means delaying his retirement.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
**Warning: Some facts may contain spoilers for the narrative**
1. The narrator is a law enforcement officer with nearly 40 years of experience.
2. The officer was set to retire the next day but received a significant case instead.
3. The case involves a suspect named Mudasir.
4. Mudasir's DNA was found all over a body (later revealed to be a goat named Bakri).
5. Mudasir had a best friend named Asif, with whom he did everything.
6. Asif had a pet goat named Bakri.
7. Mudasir and Asif had a falling out, which Asif announced on Facebook on September 13th.
8. The Facebook post went viral, receiving 13,000 reactions, 10,000 comments, and 5,900 shares.
9. The post was also promoted on the subreddit /R/IndianPeopleFacebook.
10. Asif's friend count on Facebook grew rapidly after the post.
11. Asif created a fan page, "Prince Asif Rasa Rana", which gained over 4,000 members.
12. An online petition attempted to reunite Mudasir and Asif but failed.
13. Asif did an "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) on /R/IndianPeopleFacebook on September 24th.
14. Mudasir and Asif eventually reunited on October 16th.
15. After reuniting, Mudasir declared he was no longer "proudy".
16. Salman, Asif's new friend during the fallout, remained part of their friend group.
17. In 2017, Asif became a moderator on /R/IndianPeopleFacebook.
18. Asif's goat, Bakri, died under unclear circumstances.
19. A forensic team found no apparent wounds or external injuries on Bakri's body.
20. The likely causes of Bakri's death were narrowed down to a congenital health problem or poisoning.