Here is a concise summary of the text:
The speaker, Franco, shares various anecdotes about his experiences with:
1. **Photos and videos with fans**: He's become cautious due to past issues, like an altered audio recording, and now prefers taking photos.
2. **Interactions with soccer players**: He's befriended some, finding their behavior and celebration habits (e.g., goal scoring) amusing.
3. **Meeting David Copperfield**: Franco attended the magician's show in Las Vegas, was given a ticket by his manager, and was charged the same fee for a photo with Copperfield, which he found ridiculous and now justifies as a work expense.
**Tone:** Humorous, lighthearted, and self-deprecating, with the speaker poking fun at various situations and himself.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbering:
1. The narrator is no longer allowed to record videos or audios for people not present due to a past issue.
2. The narrator had an audio recording altered, which was used for an event without their consent.
3. A fan, Juan, aged 8, was sent a video by the narrator at his brother's request.
4. The narrator enjoys taking photos with fans, but notes the importance of common sense in such situations.
5. In Mexico City, many interactions occur at airports, including a mentioned bathroom incident.
6. The narrator has unintentionally become friends with some soccer players.
7. These friendships originated from events the narrator hosted for the players or from meetups initiated by the players.
8. The narrator socializes with these athletes, noting their different lifestyles (e.g., drinking water vs. alcohol).
9. The narrator questioned the soccer players about celebrating goals, finding it unusual compared to other professions.
10. The narrator compares the celebration of goals to other professions (e.g., dentists, architects, gynecologists) finding soccer's practice unique.
11. The narrator notes that magician David Copperfield is another example of someone who "celebrates" his achievements (magic tricks) in a grand manner.
12. The narrator grew up admiring David Copperfield's magic shows in the 1990s.
13. In a surprising turn of events, the narrator attended a David Copperfield show in Las Vegas, courtesy of their manager.
14. The narrator was amused by the contrast between the 1990s David Copperfield and his current, older appearance.
15. Despite the nostalgia, the narrator found some of the magic tricks to be old and the audience's applause to be largely nostalgic.
16. The narrator was asked by David Copperfield to take a photo, which they found amusing and charged as an expense, citing it as part of their job.