Here is a concise summary of the story:
A comedian planned an unconventional bachelor party for his friend as a prank. Instead of a traditional stripper, he hired a 6'2" 250lb woman from Craigslist who advertised "I'll wrestle" and specialized in physically tossing clients around while naked. The groom was blindfolded and surprised, leading to a chaotic and humorous series of events. The prank had lasting repercussions, with the comedian getting uninvited to the wedding - but the story was so entertaining that the groom's dad used it as his best man speech, effectively making the prank a long-term "win" for the comedian.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each assigned a number and kept as short sentences:
1. The narrator was asked to plan a bachelor party for his buddy.
2. The buddy wanted a stripper for the end of the party.
3. The narrator, not a fan of strippers, planned a surprise for the beginning of the party instead.
4. The narrator sought out something "weird" on Craigslist in Vegas.
5. He found an ad with just three words: "I'll wrestle yeah".
6. The woman advertising was 6'2" and 250 pounds.
7. Her "special skill" involved getting naked and wrestling at clients' homes.
8. The narrator booked her for the party without telling the groom about the wrestling aspect.
9. The woman arrived with food (a footlong sub and 24 buffalo wings).
10. The groom was blindfolded before the woman's entrance.
11. The groom was 5'8" and 140 pounds, creating a significant size difference.
12. The woman removed the groom's blindfold and immediately engaged in a physical altercation.
13. The altercation escalated into a real fight between the woman and the groom.
14. The fight ended with the woman sitting on the groom's hand, rendering him subdued.
15. The narrator was uninvited to the wedding (a month and a half after the party) due to the incident.
16. The story of the bachelor party was used as the best man speech at the wedding.