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**Title:** (Implied) A humorous review of the NES game "Dragon Ball et le secret du Dragon" (Dragon Power in the US)
**Summary:**
* The reviewer, in a comedic tone, initially expresses enthusiasm for the Dragon Ball franchise.
* They then review a retro NES Dragon Ball game, criticizing its:
+ Poor gameplay, including collision issues and weak combat mechanics.
+ Lack of RPG features, unlike Zelda.
+ Awkward item collection (e.g., "rice" for energy boosts).
+ Censored content (e.g., Master Roshi's infamous request).
+ Repetitive, short music loop.
+ Inaccurate and bizarre level designs (e.g., walking on the moon to kill a white rabbit).
* The reviewer jokingly attributes the game's flaws to the developers being "high" at Bandai.
* The review ends with the reviewer, in a mock-dramatic tone, begging for the power to finish the game and expressing frustration towards it.
Here are the extracted key facts, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
**Gameplay and Features**
1. The game is based on the Dragon Ball franchise.
2. The gameplay resembles Zelda, with top-down style movement.
3. There are no RPG features, sellers, item menus, or NPCs to talk to.
4. Players can find items like the power pole, food, and energy-boosting "rice".
5. The game has collision problems, affecting movement and combat.
**Game Development and Release**
6. The game was published by Bandai.
7. The French version of the game was converted from NTSC to PAL, decreasing its speed.
8. The game was initially released in Japan and also released in the US (as "Dragon Power").
**Storyline and Accuracy**
9. The game follows the Dragon Ball manga storyline, including Bulma's kidnapping and meeting Master Roshi.
10. The game includes characters like Oolong, Yamcha, and Goku.
11. The game's storyline deviates from the original in later stages, introducing unrelated elements (e.g., going to the moon).
**Audio and Graphics**
12. The game's music is a short, repetitive loop.
13. The music differs in speed between the Japanese (faster) and European (slower) versions.
14. Graphics include character and environment designs inspired by the Dragon Ball franchise.
**Specific Game Elements**
15. The "Kamehameha" move is poorly represented in the game, resembling an old frisbee with a star.
16. Master Roshi's character is censored in the French version, removing a specific request from the original manga.
17. The game features various traps, including ones that trigger upon entering houses.