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**Title:** Review of US Military Cold-Weather MRE (Meal, Ready-to-Eat)
**Summary:**
* The reviewer unboxes and tests a US Military Cold-Weather MRE, highlighting its contents and ease of preparation.
* The meal includes:
+ Instant noodles with chicken flavor
+ Seafood chowder (made by Mountain House)
+ Beverage base powder (orange flavor)
+ Instant coffee with non-dairy creamer
+ Fudge brownie
+ Tabasco and crackers
* The reviewer praises the meal's flavor, ease of preparation, and high calorie count (~2,000 calories).
* They thoroughly enjoy the experience, declaring a "huge thumbs up" for the Cold-Weather MRE.
* The video concludes with an invitation for viewers to suggest the next MRE for the reviewer to test.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence and excluding opinions:
1. The subject is a US military cold-weather MRE (Meal, Ready-to-Eat).
2. The MRE packaging can be opened without a knife, by peeling it.
3. The contents include Tobasco, matches, instant coffee, non-dairy creamer, and soup noodles.
4. An instant chicken flavor meal is part of the MRE.
5. A fudge brownie is included in the MRE.
6. A beverage base powder (orange flavor) is provided, requiring 12-16 ounces of water.
7. A seafood chowder meal, made by Mountain House, is part of the MRE.
8. The seafood chowder requires 16 ounces of water and takes 5 minutes to cook.
9. The MRE includes crackers (Caracas) and a moist towelette.
10. The instant coffee comes with instant creamer and sugar.
11. The MRE's seafood chowder contains crumbs of bread and seafood.
12. A hot sauce packet is included with the seafood chowder.
13. The MRE's seafood chowder has over 2,000 calories.
14. The MRE is designed to be a single, self-contained meal.