Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Summary:**
* The speaker discusses a carp, initially claiming it weighs 30kg in water and jokingly inflating the weight to absurd levels outside of water.
* The conversation meanders through various anecdotes, including:
+ A story about a pet fish that died.
+ A tale about a "water black man" legend.
+ A claim about a massive fish (initially 600-700kg) that allegedly died in a dam without polluting the water.
* The speaker repeatedly acknowledges the absurdity and falsity of their stories, labeling them "true lies."
* The video concludes with the speaker:
+ Promising to show a photo related to one of the tales.
+ Musing about the concept of "true lies" and commitments.
+ Showing the landscape of their farm from above, ending the video abruptly.
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. **Weight of the carp in water**: The carp weighs 30kg in the water.
2. **Weight of the carp outside water**: The carp's weight outside water is discussed, but no single confirmed value is provided.
3. **Method to remove the carp from water**: The carp can only be removed by tying a rope to it.
4. **Previous pet**: The speaker had a pet, one of the colorful ones, which died in very thick water.
5. **Location of a story element**: Part of a story is set near "Lagoa de Grandma" and a lake.
6. **Existence of a photo**: There is a mention of a photo that exists or will be shared as evidence.
7. **Size comparison**: The carp's size is compared to others, with one mentioned to be around 500kg.
8. **Location of the speaker's farm**: The farm is mentioned to be the location from where the speaker is recording, showing its landscape.
9. **Viewing position on the farm**: The speaker is recording from on top of the house on the farm.
10. **Planned action**: The speaker plans to look for a specific photo in a suitcase to share as part of the story.