Here is a concise summary of the text:
**Movie:** "Army of the Dead" (summarized on "Summing It Up")
**Plot:**
* A zombie outbreak occurs in Las Vegas, which is walled off by the government, planning to drop an atomic bomb in 3 days.
* Dave Bautista leads a team of "tough" characters, including a safecracker, a YouTuber, and others, to retrieve $200 million from a casino vault.
* The team faces various zombies, including "Alpha Zombies" with advanced abilities.
* Betrayal, drama, and action unfold as the team tries to escape with the money before the bomb drops.
* Most of the team dies, including Dave Bautista, who turns into a zombie and is killed by his daughter.
* One character, the saw-wielding philosopher, escapes with the money, setting up potential sequel plotlines.
**Tone and Critique:**
The summary is written in a humorous, sarcastic tone, poking fun at plot holes, character decisions, and the movie's dramatic moments, implying that the movie is entertaining but flawed.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
**Movie Overview**
1. The movie is titled "Army of the Dead".
2. The movie is a zombie movie set in Las Vegas.
3. The movie is directed by Zack Snyder.
**Plot Points**
4. A container carrying zombies is involved in an accident, releasing a zombie.
5. The US government plans to drop an atomic bomb on Las Vegas to kill the zombies in 3 days.
6. Dave Bautista's character is recruited by Scorpion to retrieve $200 million from a casino vault.
7. Dave Bautista assembles a team to complete the mission.
8. The team includes experts in various fields, including a safe-cracker, a helicopter pilot, and a zombie killer.
**Characters**
9. Main characters include Dave Bautista, Vanderohe, Maria Cruz, and Dave Bautista's daughter.
10. Scorpion (from "Mortal Kombat") is the one who hires Dave Bautista's character.
11. Martin is Scorpion's partner and joins the team.
**Key Events**
12. The team encounters various types of zombies, including "Alpha Zombies" that are stronger and more intelligent.
13. The team discovers Scorpion's true intention is to obtain Alpha Zombie blood to create an army.
14. The team faces numerous challenges, including zombie attacks and betrayal.
15. Dave Bautista's character is bitten by a zombie, leading to his eventual transformation.
16. The atomic bomb drops on Las Vegas, and the helicopter carrying survivors crashes.
17. Dave Bautista's daughter is forced to kill her zombie-transformed father.
**Ending and Sequel Hint**
18. One character, the saw-wielding expert, survives and escapes with the money.
19. The movie ends with this character toasting on a plane, setting up potential for a sequel.
20. The director leaves some plot points open to speculation, possibly for a second part.