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**Title:** (Implied) "The Quest to Become the Perfect Guy"
**Protagonist:** Tom
**Summary:**
* Tom is envious of movie star Tanner Von Quads' perfection and wants to impress a girl, Angela.
* He discovers "Ideal Guy Headquarters", a website promising to help him become the perfect guy.
* Tom orders a "Perfect Guy Starter Kit" and initially receives positive reactions from others.
* As Tom prepares to meet Angela at the premiere of Tanner's new movie, he aims to surpass Tanner's perfection.
* However, a plot twist reveals that Tanner Von Quads is actually a robot, leaving Tom and others shocked and heartbroken.
* Ultimately, Tom realizes that perfection is unattainable and values his genuine friendships, with his friend acknowledging him as a "perfect friend" in his own right.
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. **Event Mentioned**: A paper airplane throwing contest took place.
2. **Ranking**: The speaker achieved 10th place in the contest.
3. **Movie Mentioned**: "Get Down to the Uprising" is a movie with a upcoming premiere.
4. **Movie Sequel**: The movie is a sequel, with a different plot than the first "Get Down" movie.
5. **Premiere Details**: The premiere is in a theater, with attendees getting to see the movie before its public release.
6. **Special Guest**: Tanner Von Quads will be present at the premiere.
7. **Website Mentioned**: "Ideal Guy Headquarters" is a website claiming to offer tips to become a "perfect guy".
8. **Product Offered**: The website sells a "Perfect Guy Starter Kit".
9. **Kit Delivery**: The starter kit can be delivered within a day of ordering.
10. **Event Outcome**: A character, Tom, used the starter kit and received positive reactions from others, including Rhonda.
11. **Premiere Attendance**: Tom planned to attend the "Get Down to the Uprising" premiere.
12. **Plot Twist**: Tanner Von Quads is revealed to be a robot (TVQ 5000) at the premiere.
13. **Charity Suggestion**: A charity for economically challenged cool guys was mentioned as a potential recipient for donated items.