Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Title:** A Chaotic Sea Voyage with Seasickness
**Summary:**
* The author, "Nellie Dean", is on a sea voyage with others, including a captain, Kirill, and a dog.
* The author is severely struggling with **seasickness**, describing violent rocking, nausea, and inability to move or look at cameras without vomiting.
* Despite taking motion sickness medication (Dramamine), the effects are not alleviated.
* The group is on a nighttime journey, expected to last until the afternoon of the next day.
* The author shares tips they've learned (e.g., not eating before sailing, staying on deck) but admits to not following them.
* The passage is filled with the author's anxious, humorous, and relatable commentary on their miserable experience.
* The video (implied to be the source of the transcript) may or may not make it to the channel, depending on their successful arrival ashore.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentence form, excluding opinions:
1. The narrator is on a sea journey that lasts for 24 hours.
2. The journey is taking place at night, with a mentioned time of half past twelve.
3. The group will arrive at their destination in the afternoon, after lunch.
4. The narrator is experiencing seasickness.
5. A pill (possibly Dramamine) was taken to help with seasickness.
6. The narrator was advised not to eat or drink before the journey to avoid motion sickness.
7. Despite this, someone in the group had tea and a cupcake before departing.
8. The group is on a yacht, which is not owned by the narrator.
9. The yacht's name is associated with "various mystical events".
10. There is a dog on board, named Kirill, who is also experiencing motion sickness.
11. The time of filming includes a full moon at night.
12. The journey is expected to continue through the night and into the next morning.