Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Initial Announcement (0:00 - 0:53)**
* A new "Squad Mystery Box" is releasing on March 26th, featuring 10 collectible plushies, including a super rare one.
**Main Content (0:54 - end)**
* The rest of the transcript appears to be a recording of a group of friends (self-identified as "The Squad": Alex, Jade, Charlie, Jax, Sora, and Levi) playing an interactive game or simulation.
* The game involves a prison theme, with players taking turns, getting "arrested," and interacting with each other in a humorous, lighthearted manner.
* Throughout the game, players joke, tease, and playfully accuse each other of being the "cop" or committing virtual "crimes."
* The transcript ends with the group continuing to play and interact with each other in a playful, comedic atmosphere.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions and keeping each fact as a short sentence with a number:
1. A new "Squad Mystery Box" will be released on March 26th.
2. The Mystery Box is themed around "Squad and Space".
3. The box contains plushies, with 10 different plushies to collect.
4. One of the plushies is a "super rare" plushie.
5. A sneak peek of one plushie, "Zacky Poo", is provided.
6. Completing a body scan task on shopwithmisa.com offers an early sneak peek at the "Lucas" plushie.
7. Completing the task on shopwithmisa.com also enters users to win the entire plushie collection.
8. The Squad members mentioned by name are: Alex, Jade, Charlie, Jax, Sora, and Levi.
**Note:** The majority of the text appears to be a transcript of a playful, interactive video or live stream, which is why most of the content is conversational and not fact-based. The above facts are the only ones that could be reliably extracted as objective information.