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The text is a transcript of a video by Felipe Neto, a Brazilian YouTuber, who introduces a new segment called "Post Analyzer" where he comments on funny, absurd or ridiculous posts from the Brazilian internet. He also promotes his book, his show and his channel. He makes jokes with his friend Bruno and reacts to various images and texts that he finds amusing or outrageous. He ends the video by saying goodbye and asking his viewers to watch another video.
1. The speaker is introducing a new painting that will premiere on their channel. This painting is considered the most famous on the Brazilian internet.
2. The speaker mentions that they will be posting all the best and worst posts on the Brazilian internet, including those from a group called "wonderful kuchis".
3. The speaker refers to a man named Bruno who is mentioned in the tap group on Facebook.
4. The speaker mentions a book titled "Felipe Neto" and encourages viewers to buy it. They also mention that the book can be bought at Saraiva and includes an autographed poster.
5. The speaker discusses the launch of a new painting and encourages viewers to participate in the creation of the painting.
6. The speaker talks about the cities of Presidente Prude, Araçatuba, São Paulo, and Anápolis. They mention a contest where viewers can win tickets to see a show.
7. The speaker talks about a post that was made in a group called "agitta guarapuava". They mention that the post was about a woman named Guarapuava.
8. The speaker discusses a drawing of Jesus on the cross and expresses their sadness and shock about it.
9. The speaker talks about a video on their channel where a cat is drawing a kama sutra of Jesus Christ on the cross.
10. The speaker talks about a contest on the Brazilian internet where viewers can bet on a variety of things, including a rock producer's coffin, Jesus in strange positions on the cross, and Marielly not deserving all the commotion.
11. The speaker talks about a comment made by a viewer about invading countries that have oil and building chemical bombs there.
12. The speaker mentions a law that was made where the governments of Rio and Minas are signing an agreement for the construction of a bullet train connecting the two states.
13. The speaker talks about a new version of a movie called "Rebel" where Larissa Manoela will play a role.
14. The speaker mentions a video that was posted on YouTube and discusses the importance of sharing it with friends.
15. The speaker talks about a painting that will be sticking and encourages viewers to buy a book from Lucas Neto.