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**Setting:** A charity baseball game, "Kids vs. Adults", with a $1 million prize to be donated to the winning team's chosen charity.
**Plot:**
* The game begins with the adults, including Mario and Goodman, confident of an easy win.
* However, the kids' team surprises them with their skills, leading 3-0 at halftime.
* Despite the adults' attempts to catch up, the kids maintain their lead.
* In a humorous and chaotic climax, the adults ultimately lose the game 3-2.
**Aftermath:**
* The kids win the $1 million, which they donate to a humorous, likely fictional, "Jeopardy Bank Account" charity.
* The adults concede defeat, with Mario being comforted despite the loss.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
1. **Setting**: A charity baseball game, "kids versus adults".
2. **Stakes**: The winning team receives $1 million, initially promised to the adult team's player, Mario, if they won.
3.. **Initial Score**: The kids were leading 3-0 at halftime.
4. **Halftime Adjustment**: The game was paused due to daylight, resumed in the dark to allegedly level the playing field.
5. **Final Score**: The kids won with a final score of 3-2.
6. **Winner's Decision**: The kids decided to give their $1 million to a charity.
7. **Specific Charity**: Jimmy, a member of the kids' team, mentions the charity is named "Jeopardy Bank Account".
8. **Original Payer's Intent**: The $1 million was initially to be given away by a person (referred to as "I" in some contexts, possibly "Goodman") to avoid paying it to the IRS.
9. **Participants Mentioned**:
* Mario (adult team)
* Jeffy/Jeffie (context implies a child, possibly on the kids' team)
* Gator (adult team)
* Judy (kids' team)
* Karen (role/context unclear)
* Santa Claus (homeless guy who played)
* Jimmy (kids' team)
* Mark (adult team)
* Goodman (organizer, possibly the narrator in some parts)