Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Summary:**
* The transcript appears to be from a vlog or YouTube video featuring a host who jumps between various topics in a humorous, stream-of-consciousness style.
* Initial topics include:
+ Observations on idioms related to temperature (e.g., "hotter than the devil" vs. "colder than a witch").
+ Mobile pet grooming services.
+ Discussing the TV show "Making a Murderer" and the host's admiration for lawyer Kathleen Zellner.
+ Unrequited attempts to contact Miranda Cosgrove through David Dobrik.
* The host then transitions to:
+ Reviewing Halloween costumes, with a "fashion review" segment featuring humorous critiques of costumes.
+ Quick sketches and interactions, including:
- A Harry Potter character introduction.
- A mock "What to Wear" segment with Edna Mode (likely a parody).
- A story about a friend summoning demons on Halloween.
- A comedic skit about Eleven from "Stranger Things" breaking a microwave.
* The video concludes with the host inviting viewers to engage with their channel, mentioning a fondness for another YouTuber, and ending with a non-sequitur reference to a "demon of a woman" and a Ouija board.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact a short sentence and assigning a number to each:
**Note:** Since the text appears to be a transcript of a conversational video/audio, some facts might be context-dependent or trivial. I've tried to extract facts that are relatively objective and informative.
1. The speaker mentions watching the show "Making a Murderer".
2. The speaker references a character named Kathleen Zellner from the show.
3. Steven Avery is a topic of discussion, with the speaker initially unsure about his innocence.
4. The speaker talks about mobile pet grooming services.
5. Mobile car wash services are also mentioned as a convenient option.
6. David Dobrik is referenced in a conversation about contacting Miranda Cosgrove.
7. The speaker and someone else are planning to review Halloween costumes for 2018.
8. The speaker is a fan of America, despite being from the UK (self-identified as "Harry Potter").
9. A fashion review segment, "What to Wear and What Not to Wear", is mentioned, hosted by Edna Mode, focusing on superheroes.
10. A Halloween dance is mentioned, taking place at a location referred to as "our house".
11. The speaker recalls a past Halloween experience with a friend dressing up as a Ouija board.
12. A "Stranger Things" themed event is mentioned, with Eleven attempting to make "mega waffles".
13. The speaker's microwave was not working during the "Stranger Things" themed event.