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The video is a humorous commentary on some bad tattoos, such as Ben Affleck's phoenix, a juice with bacon, and a joke about anxiety. Felipe Neto and his friends make jokes and references to other videos, memes, and celebrities. They also ask the viewers to subscribe to the channel and watch another video.
1. The speaker is Felipe Neto, a tattoo artist who has done many tattoos .
2. Felipe has a tattoo of a bull, which he believes is his star sign .
3. Felipe's friends Vic, Bruno, and Mozka also have tattoos, including a bull, and they all find the bull interesting .
4. Felipe has a tattoo of Ben Affleck's back, which has caused controversy due to its size and the fact that it is not a flattering representation of Affleck .
5. Felipe has a limit for the humor he is willing to make in his videos, and he does not want to cross this line .
6. Felipe has tattoos of various things, including a phoenix and a heart made from a Bic pen .
7. Felipe has a tattoo on his arm that says "Carpe Diem", which is misspelled as "Cargo Diem" .
8. Felipe has tattoos on his torso and arm, and he plans to get more tattoos .
9. Felipe does not want to tattoo his star sign on his calf .
10. Felipe has a tattoo of a toxic juice on his arm, which is a reference to the detox lifestyle .
11. Felipe has a tattoo of a medicine symbol, which he regrets .
12. Felipe has been working out and is now strong .
13. Felipe has been kissing various people while filming, including Gominho and T3ddy .
14. Felipe has a tattoo of a infinity symbol, which he believes is cheesy .
15. Felipe has a tattoo of a Mickey Mouse character with watercolors, which he believes is worse than the infinity symbol .
16. Felipe encourages viewers to subscribe to his channel and watch other videos .
17. Felipe believes that tattoos of jokes are tacky and a waste of space on your body .