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**Warning: The original text appears to be a transcript with fragmented sentences, slang, and potentially explicit content.**
**Summary:**
The transcript seems to capture a conversation (possibly a livestream or vlog) involving an individual discussing various topics, including:
1. **Car troubles**: The speaker's car was tampered with (tires blown out) just 4 days after purchase.
2. **Interactions with others**: Conversations with family members, a security guard, and possibly online followers (references to Instagram and "guys").
3. **Daily life and routines**: Mentions of going to the market, visiting a brother's house, and interacting with neighbors.
4. **Lighthearted and humorous moments**: Self-aware, playful jabs at the speaker's own expense and interactions with others that are meant to be humorous.
5. **A sense of community or audience engagement**: The speaker addresses an audience, seeking reactions and possibly planning to take revenge on someone who played a prank on them (referred to as "Evil's revenge").
**Overall**: The transcript is a disjointed, informal account of the speaker's daily life, interactions, and reactions to a prank involving their car.
Here are the extracted key facts, keeping each fact as a short sentence and excluding opinions:
1. **Location mentioned**: Canal Grande, Guarulhos, Rua da Ordem, São Jorge, Rio.
2. **Event of car trouble**: A car's tires were blown out.
3. **Purchase of a car**: The speaker bought a car, which was mentioned to be less than 4 days old.
4. **Payment for the car**: The speaker claimed not to have paid for the car.
5. **Mention of a specific amount**: A figure of 330,000 was mentioned in the context of the car's price.
6. **Recording and Streaming**: The speaker is recording a scene and mentions talking on Instagram.
7. **Family and Relations**: The speaker mentions family members and relationships, including a partner, a baby, and living next to someone.
8. **Residential Area**: Mention of living in a condominium.
9. **Nationality of the Car**: The car is described as Brazilian.
10. **Activities and Plans**: The speaker talks about going to the market, needing to paint a car, and removing something from a car, which would take 6-7 hours.
11. **Locations Visited**: The speaker arrived at "perfectmultimarcas" with a car.
12. **Health Issue**: A partner got sick after falling.