Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Title:** Mocking Kiko Rivera's Music Video "Sangre Caliente" (Hot Blood)
**Content:**
* The author pokes fun at Kiko Rivera, a Spanish celebrity known for being the son of famous singer Isabel Pantoja.
* The author criticizes Kiko's new vampire-themed music video "Sangre Caliente", calling it poor quality.
* Specific jokes and sarcastic comments are made about:
+ The video's special effects, lyrics, and Kiko's singing (using auto-tune).
+ A scene with Kiko's sister, Chabelita, looking like the "antichrist" and being messy while drinking blood.
+ Kiko's accent and song lyrics, which the author finds ridiculous.
* The author advises fans to stop praising Kiko's work, suggesting he might not be suited for a music career.
* The video ends with the author announcing their own solo show and providing tour information.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping them short and without opinions:
1. **Video Content**: The narrator discusses Kiko Rivera's new video clip, "Sangre Caliente" (Hot Blood).
2. **Kiko Rivera's Background**: Kiko Rivera is known in Spain because his mother, Isabel Pantoja, is a well-known copla singer.
3. **Video Clip Theme**: The video clip has a vampire theme, titled "Sangre Caliente" (Hot Blood) and "My Eggs on Your Forehead".
4. **Release Timing**: The video clip was released just a few days before the narrator's commentary.
5. **Kiko Rivera's Sister**: Chabelita, who appears in the video, is Kiko Rivera's sister.
6. **Narrator's Upcoming Event**: The narrator is starting a new solo show, with details provided in the video description.
7. **Tour Locations**: The narrator's show will not be in cities like Barcelona, Santander, Zaragoza, Valencia, and a few others.
8. **Previous Videos**: The narrator mentions their two previous videos, one about a man who only talked about poop and another about a prank call involving a similar theme.