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**Context:** A group of friends playing a modified version of "Among Us" with a relationship/kissing mechanic.
**Summary:**
* The game session begins with announcements about new merchandise and a rare in-game item.
* Players engage in a game of Among Us with a twist: characters can kiss to form relationships, which also creates in-game children.
* Chaos ensues as players form and break relationships, leading to in-game deaths (e.g., breaking up kills the partner).
* Alliances, double dates, and misunderstandings unfold, resulting in a series of humorous and unexpected events, including a "love square" and multiple in-game births and deaths.
* The session is filled with lighthearted banter, jokes, and reactions to the absurdity of the game's outcomes.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, without opinions, with each fact numbered:
**Gameplay and Mechanics**
1. A new merch was available for only three more days as of the recording.
2. A rare in-game item, "Misa", was available, described as super rare and shiny.
3. In the game "Among Us", players can kiss to form partnerships.
4. Players can call back their partner using a specific button.
5. Breaking up with a partner in the game kills them.
6. Kissing in the game can lead to having kids.
7. A player's mic can show blood on it in-game.
**Game Events and Actions**
8. Sora and someone else broke up, leading to a character's death.
9. Jax kissed someone, leading to a love square situation.
10. Zach killed Sora after kissing them.
11. Alex and Zach had a child in-game after kissing.
12. A player, Zach, renamed his in-game child to "Hate Everything".
13. Multiple characters died throughout the game session.
14. A player discovered a body and reported not knowing what to do.
**Player Relationships and Status**
15. Sora was in a relationship with Jax before dying single.
16. Alex got married to Sora in-game after Jax's death.
17. Alex and another player are pregnant with twins after kissing.
18. A player, possibly a single mother, had twins and was also a murderer in-game.