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**Title:** (Implied) "The Trampoline Debacle and an Unconventional Couples Retreat"
**Summary:**
* The narrator and friends want a new trampoline, but need to convince their landlord.
* To achieve this, they trick the landlord and his partner, Miss Babthrax, into attending a "Couples Retreat" with them.
* At the retreat, led by the dubious "Dr. Love" (actually "Dr. Internet"), the group discovers the retreat is a scam aimed at extorting 5-star reviews.
* After escaping through an emergency slide, the friends reflect on their adventure, realizing it inadvertently helped the landlord and Miss Babthrax reconcile.
* With renewed timing, the friends successfully ask for (and receive) permission for the trampoline, which is then installed, causing chaos.
* The story concludes with the group enjoying the trampoline, despite initial mishaps.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
**Characters and Relationships**
1. Tom and Angela are in a relationship.
2. The Landlord and Miss Babthrax (also referred to as Miss Anthrax) are mentioned, with the Landlord being relevant to Tom and Angela's living situation.
**Events and Plot Points**
3. Tom and Angela want to convince their Landlord to allow an indoor trampoline.
4. They attempt to approach the Landlord at the "exact right time" to make the request.
5. Instead, they get distracted by a Couples Retreat opportunity.
6. The Couples Retreat is revealed to be a scam run by "Dr. Love" (actually not a love doctor).
7. Tom and Angela, along with another couple, are trapped at the retreat until they write a 5-star review.
8. They discover an emergency escape slide to exit the retreat.
9. Tom and Angela reflect that their adventure strengthened their relationship.
10. Tom successfully secures permission for the trampoline from the Landlord at the "exact right time".
**Locations and Items**
11. The story takes place in a residential area (implied by the Landlord's presence) and a location referred to as the "Fun Museum" (which doubles as the venue for the Couples Retreat).
12. A product called "Bounce in a Can" is mentioned, which makes any surface bouncy.
13. The "Romance-a-Tron" is a device used at the Couples Retreat to assess relationship health.
**Miscellaneous**
14. The Couples Retreat is held at the Fun Museum on the third weekend of every other month.
15. Tom and Angela had initially agreed to pay an extra month's rent if the retreat was not enjoyable, but this is later used as a humorous twist.