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**Title:** Accidental Dinosaur Parenting
**Summary:**
* The speaker discovers an unopened Christmas present that resembles an egg, which they jokingly identify as a dinosaur egg.
* To their surprise, the egg hatches, and they decide to care for the newborn dinosaur.
* The speaker, wearing a T-Rex mask to facilitate imprinting, attempts to feed and nurture the dinosaur, naming it "DeeDee" (short for Dino De Laurentiis).
* Chaos ensues as DeeDee grows at an incredible rate, reaching 7 feet tall in a short time.
* The speaker's companion, Jillian, is shocked by the dinosaur's size and worried about its well-being.
* Eventually, DeeDee outgrows the home, and the speakers bid it farewell, anticipating further adventures (hinting at a potential sequel).
**Tone:** Humorous, lighthearted, and playful, with a touch of absurdity.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions and kept in short sentences with numbers:
**Note:** Some facts might be implied or inferred from the context, but I've tried to stick to explicit statements.
1. The narrator finds an unopened, egg-like object under a Christmas tree.
2. The object is initially thought to be a surprise egg or a Jillian toy.
3. The narrator believes the object might be a real egg, possibly an ostrich or dinosaur egg.
4. The egg is kept warm using a pillow and blanket.
5. The narrator wears a T-Rex mask to imprint on the potential newborn dinosaur.
6. The concept of imprinting is based on the idea that newborn dinosaurs (like ducklings) imprint on the first creature they see.
7. The egg starts trembling, indicating it's ready to hatch.
8. The newborn dinosaur is initially small (around 7 inches tall, implied).
9. The dinosaur grows rapidly, reaching approximately 7 feet tall in a short period.
10. The dinosaur is named "DeeDee" (short for Dino De Laurentiis).
11. DeeDee's arms are disproportionately short, only reaching up to a point below his shoulders.
12. The dinosaur chow fed to DeeDee consists of assorted nuts with high protein.
13. Concerns are raised about potential allergies from feeding nuts to a newborn dinosaur.
14. A character mentions calling homeowners insurance, implying previous damage or incidents.
15. The video ends with DeeDee leaving the house, and the narrator referencing the need to inform homeowners insurance again.
**Metadata Facts (not part of the main storyline but relevant to the video)**
16. The video has comments and a call to action to follow the creators on Instagram.
17. The creators, Jillian and Addy, post new content daily on their Instagram account, @babyteeth.