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Felipe Neto is a Brazilian YouTuber who makes videos about funny and absurd situations. In this video, he shows some examples of people who are having a worse day than the viewers, such as a family attacked by a turkey, a woman who lost her wig on a water slide, and a man who lost his glasses while climbing. He also promotes his book The World According to Felipe Neto and makes jokes with his friends Bruno and Nobody Cares. He ends the video by warning the viewers to be careful with pigeons, because they have a plan for world domination.
1. The text is a script from a video-de-de-de-de-de, hosted by Felipe Neto.
2. The video is about sharing amusing and unfortunate events that happened to different people.
3. The first story involves a family who attempted to roast a turkey for Thanksgiving but ended up with a chaotic situation.
4. The second story is about a man who trained with Rodrigo at the beach and ended up walking from his neighborhood to Flamengo.
5. The third story revolves around a woman who was hit by a pigeon in her car.
6. The fourth story is about a man who attempted to climb a water slide wearing glasses and ended up losing them.
7. The fifth and final story is about a man who was drinking at a bar when a pigeon flew by and urinated on his drink.
8. Throughout the video, Neto and his co-host engage in humor and laughter, making light of the unfortunate events.
9. The video ends with Neto promoting a book titled "O Mundo Segundo Felipe Neto" and encourages viewers to subscribe to his channel.