Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Rocket League Pokémon Stadium**
* A fictional game combining Rocket League (car soccer) with Pokémon elements
* Two trainers, the narrator and Link Aru, engage in a battle
* Each trainer has three Pokémon, referred to as "Freestylers", with unique moves:
1. Narrator: OSM, Hang Kovitch, Pepe
2. Link Aru: Breezy, MK, Miracles
* The battle unfolds with each trainer commanding their Pokémon to perform moves (e.g., "Ceiling Shot", "Musti Flick", "Flip Reset")
* Pokémon take damage, and when one is defeated, the trainer deploys the next one
* The battle concludes with both sides down to their last Pokémon, and the narrator's Pepe emerges victorious after a series of complex moves.
**Tone:** The summary is based on a humorous, entertaining, and lighthearted text, with the narrator often expressing excitement, surprise, and playful self-deprecation.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentence form, excluding opinions:
**Gameplay Facts**
1. The game is called "Rocket League Stadium", a car soccer game inspired by Pokémon.
2. Each player has three "freestylers" (Pokémon) to battle with.
3. Each freestyler has four attacking moves that deal varying amounts of damage.
4. Trainers decide which move to use for each turn based on Pokémon attributes and strategy.
5. A successful attack reduces the defending freestyler's HP until it "dies".
6. When a freestyler's HP reaches zero, the trainer must deploy their next freestyler.
7. The game ends when one trainer has destroyed all three of their opponent's freestylers.
**Specific Battle Facts**
8. The players in this match are the narrator and their opponent, Link Aru.
9. The narrator's initial freestyler is OSM (in a Jeep), while Link Aru's is Breezy.
10. Breezy defeated OSM in the first round.
11. The narrator's next freestyler was Ping Kovitch, and later, Pepe.
12. Link Aru's other freestylers included MK and Miracles.
13. The final freestylers standing were Pepe (narrator) and Miracles (Link Aru).
14. Pepe defeated Miracles in the final round.
**Miscellaneous Facts**
15. The battle is set in the "fully packed Pokémon Stadium".
16. The game involves voice commands to execute moves (e.g., "ceiling shot", "Musti flick").