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**Summary**
A comedian shares humorous anecdotes about:
1. **Hating summer vacations** as a child because:
* Everyone else seemed to have exciting plans, unlike him.
* Teachers would ask about summer experiences, highlighting his mundane life.
2. **A chaotic school scenario** where a student, Vicky, spins a fantastical tale about his summer, escalating to jail time, leaving the teacher bewildered.
3. **A disastrous trip to Mussoorie** where:
* The comedian encounters clueless travelers who've never been to the mountains.
* He loses trust in both humans and **faulty AI technology** (e.g., a camera suggesting he get closer to a glacier, then misjudging distances).
4. **Frustrations with Google's search suggestions**, poking fun at its perceived "bastard" behavior, especially with autocomplete and image search results.
**Tone:** Light-hearted, comedic, with a touch of satire on technology and human quirks.
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. The speaker does not perform in Mumbai.
2. The speaker is from Noida.
3. The speaker performed at an event where someone was sitting in the back.
4. The speaker asked the audience if they were having a good time.
5. The speaker was asked to lower the AC while performing on stage.
6. The speaker dislikes summer vacations due to past experiences.
7. The speaker's school had a tradition of asking students about their summer vacations.
8. A student named Rohit responded to the teacher's question by asking where the teacher went.
9. A student named Vicky claimed to have gone on a morning walk, drank juice, and then was beaten up at a juice shop, leading to a 2-month jail sentence.
10. The speaker recently visited Mussoorie.
11. The speaker traveled to Mussoorie by bus, which they considered a mistake.
12. The speaker met people on the bus who had never been to the mountains before.
13. The speaker used a camera with AI to take pictures in Mussoorie.
14. The camera suggested the speaker get closer to take a picture of a glacier.
15. The camera indicated a 3 km distance to the glacier, which concerned the speaker.
16. The speaker interacted with Google, which they tried to use for various searches (e.g., cute puppy pics, Snapchat, Snapdeal, and "snake").
17. The speaker spent two days roaming on the mountain.
18. The speaker encountered a local shop in Mussoorie with a shopkeeper who had been living there for 53 years.