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**Title:** 5 Types of People in the Shower (Comedic Monologue by Superwoman)
**Summary:**
Comedian Superwoman presents a humorous classification of people based on their shower habits, highlighting their quirks and annoyances. The five types are:
1. **The Showstopper**: Performs and entertains themselves in the shower (e.g., singing, reenacting movie clips).
2. **The Mental Breakdowners**: Use the shower as an emotional escape, often crying or venting about their problems.
3. **The Ocean Killers**: Take excessively long showers, wasting water and prompting concerns about their well-being.
4. **The Wet Wasteman**: Leaves the shower and surrounding area in a messy, watery state, disregarding cleanliness.
5. **The Shedder**: Sheds excessive hair in the shower, leaving it behind for others to discover, which the comedian finds particularly gross.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping them short and opinion-free:
1. **Video Format**: The text appears to be a transcript of a video.
2. **Creator's Alias**: The video's creator goes by the alias "Superwoman".
3.. **Shower Frequency**: Superwoman claims to take a shower about once a week.
4. **Categories of People in the Shower**: The video discusses five types of people based on their shower behavior:
* 1. **The Showstopper**
* 2. **The Mental Breakdowners**
* 3. **The Ocean Killers**
* 4. **The Wet Wasteman**
* 5. **The Shedder**
5. **Publishing Schedule**: Superwoman mentions uploading new videos every Monday and Thursday.
6. **Additional Content**: Superwoman has a second vlog channel for daily vlogs.
**Notes on Exclusion:**
- Statements about thoughts, feelings, and personal opinions were excluded as per your request.
- Descriptions and anecdotes used to illustrate each category of people were not included as separate facts, but rather are part of the characteristic descriptions of each category listed under fact #4.