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**Title:** "Game Beast Time and Jelly" ( likely a comedic gaming session)
**Summary:**
* The session starts with a game scenario where "Reason" plays as a rich person, prompting jokes about wealth and rent.
* Players engage in humorous interactions, including:
+ Threats and jokes about killing the "rich guy"
+ A failed business deal involving private equity and stocks
+ Comical mishaps, such as accidental kills and silly player movements
* The group makes a series of absurd deals, including a "marriage" between two players for 20 cents.
* The transcript descends into absurdity, featuring:
+ Jokes about hair, age, and a fictional "Baba" business
+ A character claiming to own a barbecue and owing themselves money
* The session ends with a player (Josh) unexpectedly winning, despite having died earlier, and the group joking about stocks and concluding the game.
**Tone:** Lighthearted, comedic, and absurd, indicating a casual, entertaining gaming session among friends.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions and keeping each fact as a short sentence with a number:
1. The game/session is referred to as "Game Beast Time and Jelly".
2. One player is playing as a character described as a "rich person".
3. The game involves a dynamic where players can be thrown off or killed, affecting in-game rent payments.
4. A "meat factory" is mentioned as part of the game's environment or scenario.
5. Players can make deals with each other, including one instance where a deal was made for 20 cents.
6. Two players are declared "officially married" as part of a in-game deal.
7. A character named Josh dies multiple times throughout the game/session.
8. A player owns a virtual item/location referred to as a "barbecue".
9. A character named Jelly has a virtual business for barbers/haircuts.
10. The game/session involves a map with various locations, including an area never before seen by some players.
11. A player can earn or lose in-game assets, including a 3,000 square feet "trainer".
12. The game/session ends with a conclusion of a winner, though the exact winning conditions are unclear.
13. The session is recorded and shared on "headaches.com".