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**Title:** Troubled Honeymoon Story
**Summary:**
* A couple shares their chaotic honeymoon experience, which occurred after their child was born (contrary to traditional timelines).
* They traveled to Las Vegas (12 days) and Curaçao (initially planned for 8 days, but cut short due to wife's homesickness for their child).
* The husband recounts the wife's consumerist tendencies, leading to 12 suitcases on their return trip.
* In Curaçao, they faced challenges like a moldy hotel, sickness, and difficulties with the local currency.
* The wife's homesickness intensified in Curaçao, leading them to cut their trip short after just a day.
* Despite the stress, the couple reflects on the experience with humor and emphasizes the importance of taking time for each other in their marriage.
**Key Takeaways:**
* Unconventional honeymoon timing (after having a child)
* Challenges during the trip (consumerism, health issues, logistical problems)
* Importance of couple time in a marriage with children
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, with each fact numbered and written as a short sentence:
1. The speaker got married and then immediately went on a honeymoon.
2. The speaker's partner was already pregnant on the last day of a show in Bahia.
3. The couple had a religious wedding after discovering the pregnancy.
4. They couldn't sleep due to excitement before the honeymoon.
5. The honeymoon consisted of 12 days in Las Vegas and 8 days in Curaçao.
6. The couple had a one-year-old child at the time of the Las Vegas trip.
7. Upon arrival in Las Vegas, the hotel had a terrible moldy smell.
8. The speaker got sick, experiencing sneezing, diarrhea, and other symptoms.
9. The couple renewed their vows on the 12th day of the honeymoon in Las Vegas.
10. They originally traveled with 2 suitcases but left with 12 due to shopping.
11. The couple visited friends in Las Vegas, including Iran, EA, Range, and Hugo.
12. In Curaçao, they had difficulty finding a resort and arrived after 4 hours.
13. The country (assumed Curaçao) had a different currency, but USD was accepted in some places.
14. The speaker's partner wanted to leave Curaçao early, missing their son.
15. They booked a same-day ticket back to their hotel and then home.
16. The trip was stressful but also had funny moments.
17. The couple prioritizes taking time for themselves and each other during their marriage.
18. They find it difficult to be away from their children during trips.