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**Title:** First Salvia Trip Report (at 16 years old, in 2002)
**Summary:**
* The author shares their first psychedelic experience with Salvia at 16 years old.
* They inhaled the substance, feeling a sense of reality distortion, vertigo, and loss of control.
* Attempting to smoke a cigarette became an intense, distorted experience, with their arm appearing to stretch and reality fragmenting into geometric shapes.
* Successfully bringing the cigarette to their mouth served as a grounding focus, ending the intense effects.
* The author reflects that this experience, though confusing and devoid of euphoria, didn't deter them from exploring other psychedelics in the future.
* The video concludes with an invitation for viewers to suggest future substance trip reports.
Here are the extracted key facts, numbered and in short sentences:
1. The narrator was 16 years old when they first tried salvia in 2002.
2. It was their first time using a psychedelic substance.
3. The narrator had previously tried weed and alcohol.
4. The salvia was purchased by a friend at "Rock Universe" for $10.
5. The friend's reported experience with salvia included feeling like they were sitting on their ceiling and speaking gibberish.
6. The narrator smoked the salvia using a "bomb" (a type of smoking device).
7. They were instructed to inhale the entire amount in one go, hold, and then exhale.
8. The narrator had a cigarette in their ear, which they attempted to smoke during the salvia trip.
9. The salvia trip lasted approximately 5 minutes.
10. The narrator's friends, who were present during the trip, reported different reactions to the substance themselves.
11. After the trip, the narrator felt confused and lost, with no euphoric feelings.
12. They initially saw no value in trying salvia again after this experience.
13. The narrator has since tried other psychedelic substances (mentioned as a precursor to potential future "trip reports").
14. The narrator is creating content (trip reports) based on audience interest, as indicated by comments and Patreon support.