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**Title:** "The Summer I Became Famous for Having a Small Penis"
**Summary:**
The narrator shares a humorous, self-deprecating story from 7 years ago when he worked at a summer camp in the US. After upsetting a girl, she spread a rumor that he had a very small penis, which quickly became camp gossip. Ironically, the rumor attracted curiosity from other girls, including one who asked to verify it in person. In a awkward bathroom encounter, the narrator's nervousness and cold temperature worked against him, confirming the rumor to the girl, who reacted with mocking laughter and shared the story with others. Despite becoming the camp's joke for the remaining 5 weeks, the narrator claims he never felt ashamed, instead embracing the absurdity of the situation. The story concludes with a lighthearted message about not overreacting to baseless rumors.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
1. The narrator worked at a children's camp in the United States for a summer, approximately 7 years ago.
2. The narrator was around 20 years old at the time.
3. The camp had a workforce of about 30 people, mostly around 20 years old.
4. The work environment was like a "reality show" with a lot of gossip.
5. The narrator got involved with a girl at the camp, but she became upset with him.
6. The girl started a rumor that the narrator had a very small penis.
7. The rumor spread quickly among the camp workers.
8. Despite the rumor, some girls approached the narrator out of curiosity or fetish.
9. One girl asked the narrator to show her his penis to prove the rumor wrong.
10. The narrator agreed, but due to nervousness and cold temperature (from air conditioning), his body reacted unexpectedly.
11. The encounter with the girl in the bathroom ended with her leaving, laughing and saying "Oh $hit!"
12. The narrator was nicknamed "the small dick boy" for the remaining 5 weeks of the summer.
13. The narrator claims the incident didn't affect him deeply, but acknowledges it was occasionally bullying.