Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Context:** Appears to be a transcript of a live stream or vlog with multiple hosts/personalities.
**Content:**
1. **Intro** (00:00-02:00): Hosts introduce themselves, mentioning a supermarket trip with "Cream" dressed as "D".
2. **Personal Updates** (02:00-06:00): Hosts share personal stories, including music releases, family trips, and work schedules.
3. **Event Schedule** (06:00-09:00): Upcoming events are listed for various locations (Uruguay, Miami, Córdoba, etc.) on specific days (Wednesday to Saturday).
4. **Comedy Segment** (09:00-16:00): Hosts engage in a lighthearted, humorous conversation, including jokes about food, animals, and a "fish shop".
5. **Supermarket Trip** (16:00-24:00): Hosts arrive at a supermarket, with one pretending to be a baby; they interact with each other and possibly with store staff.
6. **Closing** (24:00-end): The transcript ends with the hosts continuing their supermarket adventure, with some philosophical musings ("mortals").
**Tone:** Informal, humorous, and entertaining, with a focus on audience engagement.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
**Please note that the text appears to be a transcript of a casual, conversational video or podcast, which might explain the scattered and informal nature of the content. As a result, some "facts" might be context-dependent or open to interpretation.**
1. The speaker is about to enter a supermarket with someone dressed as "cream" (possibly a costume or character).
2. A person mentioned has a family trip every year.
3. This person gets overwhelmed by their family when they arrive.
4. They work in Uruguay, possibly in the blogging or content creation space.
5. Someone's first song has achieved 10 million views.
6. There are upcoming events:
* Wednesday (location not specified)
* Thursday (double event: one on the coast, one in Córdoba)
* Friday (in Villa María, then in Carlos Paz)
* Saturday (in the capital and Mar del Plata)
7. Ángel Pérez is mentioned, possibly as a guest or participant.
8. A person has a fish shop in Uruguay.
9. Someone's cousin practices Argentine martial art.
10. The group is now at a supermarket, where they intend to shop.
11. They are pretending to be a baby while shopping (possibly for entertainment or a challenge).
**Excluded Information:**
* Opinions and subjective statements
* Jokes and humorous anecdotes (unless they revealed a factual aspect, like the fish shop in Uruguay)
* Unscheduled or unclear events
* Names without associated clear facts (e.g., "Nicolás", "Dario", "Anna" without specific contexts)
* Repetitive or redundant statements