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**Content Type:** Light-hearted, comedic video script
**Title (Implied):** "Two Types of People in This World"
**Summary:**
* The host, Matt, presents a series of humorous, relatable dilemmas, asking viewers to identify with one of two options:
1. Ketchup application style (all over vs. in one spot)
2. Alarm clock settings (1 alarm vs. multiple)
3. Toilet paper orientation (over vs. under)
4. Eating bagels (whole vs. broken in half with spread)
5. Pronouncing "Reese's" (Reese's vs. Reece's)
6. Preferred cola brand (Coca-Cola vs. Pepsi)
7. Eating pizza crust (yes vs. no)
8. Favorite Mario Kart character (Toad vs. Not Toad, with Matt advocating for Wario)
* After each question, Matt shares his own preference and reacts to hypothetical results, often with witty remarks.
* The video concludes with calls to action: commenting with favorite drinks, following on Instagram, and subscribing to the channel.
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. **Video Structure**: The video discusses "two types of people in this world" across various topics.
2. **Topics Covered**:
* 2.1. Ketchup preferences (application style)
* 2.2. Alarm clock settings (number of alarms)
* 2.3. Toilet paper orientation
* 2.4. Bagel eating style
* 2.5. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups pronunciation
* 2.6. Soda preferences (Pepsi vs. Coca-Cola)
* 2.7. Pizza crust eating habits
* 2.8. Mario Kart character preferences
3. **Interactive Elements**:
* 3.1. Viewers are asked to comment below with their favorite drink.
* 3.2. The creator invites followers to join them on Instagram (@dangmattsmith).
4. **Results Shared**:
* 4.1. Ketchup application style results were shown, but specifics not listed here (opinion-related).
* 4.2. **Alarm Clock**: Results were "kind of even".
* 4.3. **Toilet Paper Orientation**: 23% preferred the orientation matching the speaker's.
* 4.4. **Bagel Eating Style**: Majority preferred eating bagels apart.
* 4.5. **Reese's Pronunciation**: 41% of people pronounce it as "Reese's".
* 4.6. **Soda Preference**: Majority preferred Coca-Cola.
* 4.7. **Pizza Crust**: Results favored eating the crust.
* 4.8. **Mario Kart Character**: Majority preferred Toad over not preferring Toad.
5. **Call to Actions**:
* 5.1. Subscribe to the channel.
* 5.2. Click the Bell for notifications.
* 5.3. Watch another video.