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**Title:** Uncle Roger Roasts Nephew's Filipino Adobo
**Summary:**
* Uncle Roger introduces a cooking segment where Nephew Jeffy (aka "Nephew Suit Guy") attempts to make traditional Filipino Adobo.
* Uncle Roger critiques each step, mocking the use of:
+ Low-sodium soy sauce ("soy sauce with less flavor")
+ Habanero peppers (not typically used in Filipino cooking)
+ A fancy, expensive saucepan
+ Insufficient garlic (only 5 slices)
+ Too much water, making the dish "watery"
+ Bay leaves, but not enough
* The final blow: Nephew adds parsley to the Adobo, which Uncle Roger finds unacceptable in Asian cuisine.
* The segment ends with Uncle Roger's disappointment and a promotion for his tour and podcast.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions:
1. **Tour Information**:
* The "Hiya Tour" is in its final days.
* No more tour dates will be added after the current ones.
2. **Recipe - Filipino Adobo**:
* The dish being prepared is a traditional Filipino Adobo.
* Ingredients mentioned:
+ Chicken thigh
+ Low sodium soy sauce
+ White vinegar
+ Brown sugar
+ Black pepper
+ Garlic
+ Onion (not traditional in some Adobo recipes)
+ Habanero (non-traditional for Filipino Adobo)
+ Bay leaves
+ Water
+ Parsley (added at the end, non-traditional)
3. **Cooking Process**:
* The chicken is marinated.
* The dish is seared in a Dutch oven (optional).
* Garlic and onion are sautéed.
* The marinade is used for deglazing.
* Bay leaves and water are added.
* The chicken is cooked in the sauce for about 30 minutes.
4. **Miscellaneous**:
* Uncle Roger and Nephew Jeffy are involved in the content.
* The video is linked to a stand-up comedy playlist.
* A podcast ("Haya Podcast") is mentioned, with an episode featuring Nephew Nigel discussing a tour in Indonesia.