Here is a concise summary of the provided text, which appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video:
**Title (implied):** "Guessing Soccer Player Values" (with the creator recovering from wisdom teeth surgery)
**Summary:**
* The creator, still recovering from wisdom teeth surgery, introduces a new video where they'll guess the values of soccer players.
* The values are based on a website/page ("Transform People") that estimates player values in their current market.
* The creator compares player values across different years (e.g., 2004, 2010, 2012) for various notable soccer players, including Gerard Piqué, Claudio Pizarro, Xavi, and more.
* The video involves a game-like format, with the creator pitting their guesses against each other, discussing the results, and occasionally diverting into personal anecdotes and humorous asides.
* The video concludes with the creator thanking viewers, inviting engagement (e.g., subscriptions, social media interactions), and teasing upcoming content.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentence form, excluding opinions:
1. The speaker had surgery for wisdom teeth and is experiencing mouth pain.
2. The speaker wants to upload content regularly, ideally every two days.
3. The channel features a segment on estimating player values in the current market.
4. The segment uses a website/page that provides player value estimates.
5. Gerard Piqué's value in 2018 was estimated at 50 million.
6. Pablo's value in 2004 was estimated at over 200 million.
7. Claudio Pizarro is mentioned as a player.
8. Felipe Melo is mentioned as a player, specifically from his time at Juventus.
9. Valeri is mentioned as a player, with a valuation from 2004.
10. Obi Mikel's value is mentioned, with a "little gift" of 23.
11. Lassana Diarra is mentioned as a player.
12. Antonio Di Natale is mentioned, with a reference to something being "magical".
13. Xavi's value in 2010 is mentioned, with a specific figure of 210.
14. Camoranesi is praised as a very good player.
15. A reference is made to the 2010 World Cup, which took place in South Africa.
16. David Villa is mentioned, with a reference to winning the World Cup.
17. The speaker mentions playing in a Russian league at some point.
18. Valero is mentioned before a reference to dying in a game (likely a video game).
19. The speaker mentions being 50 years old at some point in the conversation.
20. Dani Alves is mentioned, competing with someone in a valuation.
21. A player's valuation in 2012 is compared to their performance in Manchester United.
22. Wayne Rooney is mentioned, with a reference to an "upper" in 2012.
23. The year 2013 is highlighted as significant.
24. Van Nistelrooy's valuation in 2005 is discussed, capped at 50 million.
25. Colo Colo's golden era is mentioned, with a player being given a "gift" valuation.
26. A championship win with Barça is referenced, with a player's valuation being lower than expected.
27. The speaker mentions winning and losing a crown, possibly in a game or challenge.
28. The video ends with an invitation to subscribe, participate, and follow on social media.