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**Title:** Unconventional Products Showcase (implied, not explicitly stated)
**Content:** A rapid-fire presentation highlighting over 70 unusual, quirky, and innovative products available at "pat19.com". Each product is briefly showcased with a unique fact, feature, or demonstration, ranging from:
* Novelty items (e.g., peanut butter putty, giant rubber chicken)
* Creative toys and games (e.g., fidget toy, geometric shape transformer)
* Practical yet unusual items (e.g., grill floss, magnetic wristband)
* Food items with a twist (e.g., gummy fries, candy served in a toilet)
* Unique collectibles and decorations (e.g., Evil Knievel action figure, nano neons)
**Purpose:** To entertain and inform about the variety of unconventional products available for purchase on the online store pat19.com.
Here are the extracted key facts, each numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
**Product Facts**
1. Vet19 sells over a thousand curiously awesome products.
2. A plush kit contains 10 separate pieces and mock nutrition facts.
3. A fidget toy can transform into over 70 geometric shapes.
4. The Human Slingshot is a giant rubber band that flings people.
5. A straw makes it safe to drink from fresh water sources.
6. The Grill Sergeant apron holds barbecue essentials, including a ketchup bottle holder.
7. A potato-themed game starts with the player who most recently ate a French fry.
8. The Giant Rubber Chicken has a 45-second screech and comes in a mini version.
9. A stress ball recreates the sound of crunching snow.
10. A hat can spit (functionality implied, not elaborated).
11. The Vertigo Pogo Stick launches users up to 10 feet in the air.
12. The Makey Makey turns almost anything into a keyboard.
13. A mug doubles as a chalkboard.
14. Air Swimmers are remote-controlled floating fish.
15. A frame creates art from falling sand.
16. The Lunar Nightlight features an astronaut's footprint.
17. The Evil Knievel action figure is produced from 1970s molds.
18. A device turns hard candy into cotton candy.
19. Gearball is a Rubik's Cube-like puzzle in a ball.
20. A box dispenses bubble wrap for popping.
21. Jack Daniel's makes pecan-flavored treats.
22. The world's smallest eight ball was invented by a clairvoyant's son.
23. A mini Polaroid camera dispenses small pictures.
24. A kit turns 800 pennies into a Lincoln portrait.
25. A kit turns fruit into kegs.
26. A shotgun shoots rubber bands.
27. Aquapod turns 2-liter bottles into water-powered rockets.
28. The Mighty Carver is a carving knife resembling a chainsaw.
29. A candle replicates the smell of a new car.
30. Ninjas figurines fart when approached closely.
31. Magic Butterflies provide a whimsical surprise.
32. Hickeys are shoelaces that never come untied.
33. An instrument is played by pinching its cheeks.
34. Inflatable tube guys are available for desk use.
35. A sled has ice blocks for sliding without snow.
36. A scrubber uses magnetism to clean oddly shaped glass.
37. The world's spiciest gummy bear is available (handler wears gloves).
38. Drumstick Pins can be used as writing tools.
39. Otters can hold their breath underwater for up to eight minutes.
40. USB Plasma Ball resembles science center exhibits.
41. A golf ball is designed for indoor use.
42. Candy Take Out Noodles are a unique candy experience.
43. A popper can shoot up to 20 feet.
44. The Pocket Shot slingshot shoots ammo up to 350 feet per second.
45. A tiny baking kit makes miniature treats.
46. A screwdriver is actually six screwdrivers in one.
47. The Taken Number Kit helps manage office interactions.
48. Nano Neons are tiny neon signs for personal spaces.
49. The Puffer Coat Koozie has a unique design.
50. The Giant Kickball is three times larger than a standard kickball.
51. A card reveals a hidden number in suit with the right viewing angle.
52. Suspend is a rod-based game similar to Jenga.
53. The Tricera Taco holds tacos; the real Triceratops had up to 800 teeth.
54. Stuffed animals are designed for swapping and customization.
55. Mad Matter is a unique substance, similar to Play-Doh.
56. A kitty-themed bank pauses when change is left on it.
57. Candy is served in a toilet-shaped container.
**Miscellaneous Facts**
58. SPAM is popular in Hawaii, available in some McDonald's locations.
59. Blob Fish have no bones and minimal muscle due to deep ocean habitation.
60. Some fighters lose up to 10 pounds on diuretics before weigh-ins.