Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Summary**
* The speaker introduces a video about reading "Milk and Vine" quotes, but first shares about their recent trip to Canada.
* They recount a series of flight delays and missed connections, including a frustrating encounter with an airline staff member at LaGuardia Airport.
* After the travel story, the speaker transitions to reading quotes from "Milk and Vine", a book inspired by "Milk and Honey", sharing various humorous and relatable Vine-style quotes.
* The video ends with the speaker engaging with their audience, asking about their preferences for the upcoming "Vine 2" platform and sharing more quotes.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentence form, excluding opinions:
1. The speaker recently returned from a trip to Canada.
2. The speaker's flight to Canada had a layover in Philadelphia.
3. The plane from Philadelphia to Toronto was delayed due to mechanical reasons.
4. The speaker's return flight from Toronto had a layover in LaGuardia.
5. The return flight from Toronto was delayed by an hour.
6. The speaker's connection in LaGuardia was scheduled for 6:30.
7. The speaker arrived at the gate at 6:00:13 and missed their flight.
8. The speaker interacted with a gate agent who had called their name over the intercom.
9. The gate agent could rebook the speaker's flight but not their hotel room.
10. The speaker had to book their own hotel room.
11. The speaker is reading from a book titled "Milk and Vine" by Adam Gasiewski.
12. The book has a copyright notice prohibiting unauthorized copying or use.
13. The speaker mentions that "Byte" (a successor to Vine) is coming back.
14. The speaker is sharing quotes from "Milk and Vine" in the video.