Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Note:** The text appears to be a transcript of an informal, meandering video or livestream with various unrelated topics, making a concise summary challenging. Here's an attempt to capture the essence:
* The speaker jumps between multiple, seemingly unrelated topics, including:
+ A baby's ultrasound and pregnancy-related discussions
+ Miscellaneous comments about various individuals, locations, and events (e.g., Haiti, Washington, a school director, a court case)
+ A person's daily life, including a "strange ritual," a desire to move to another part of the city, and interactions with others
+ Shopping for a rug, discussing prices, and comparing online prices to in-store prices
+ References to Brazilian culture and locations (e.g., Baixada do Sul, Salto, Brás)
* The video concludes with the speaker:
+ Thanking the audience for watching
+ Requesting likes, subscriptions, and follows for future content
+ Mentioning an upcoming event or milestone (possibly the birth of a child, as hinted at in earlier topics)
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence and excluding opinions:
1. **Location mentioned**: The speaker is in Haiti at one point (00:00:22.59).
2. **Ultrasound details**: An ultrasound showed a measurement of 98 and 50, with three ribbons, indicating a square shape (00:00:25.02).
3. **Time to get ready**: It takes three hours to get the speaker's "beautiful son" ready (00:00:36.27).
4. **Doctor's advice**: A doctor advised rest due to contractions (00:04:36.12).
5. **Contractions stopped**: Contractions stopped after the speaker took medicine (00:04:39.54).
6. **Location - Baixada do Sul**: There's a mention of a situation in the Baixada do Sul (00:04:44.49).
7. **Pregnancy stage**: The speaker mentions being close to giving birth, with the baby's head in a forward position (00:06:25.91).
8. **Age of a fan**: A legion fan is mentioned to be 87 years old (00:06:27.50).
9. **White House mention**: There's a mention of a president in the White House, noting it's their first season (00:07:07.98).
10. **Event timing**: An event or live stream is mentioned to happen every Wednesday (00:07:51.36).
11. **Product pricing comparison**: A rug's price is compared, noting a promotional price and a normal price (00:09:14.74).
12. **Location - Brás**: A mention of an abandoned child in Brás, with the speaker living in Salto (00:09:28.78).
13. **Video engagement**: The speaker asks viewers to like, subscribe, and follow for more content (00:10:12.31).
14. **Future content mention**: A hint at another video in seven years (00:10:17.62).