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**Title:** Fictional Foods We Can't Have
**Summary:** A lighthearted video script explores various mouth-watering, yet non-existent foods from movies, cartoons, and video games, including:
1. Krabby Patty (SpongeBob)
2. Blue Milk (Star Wars)
3. Smile Dip (Gravity Falls)
4. Stay Puft Marshmallow (Ghostbusters)
5. Nuka-Cola (Fallout)
6. Slurm (Futurama)
7. Giant Fruits (Dunno)
8. Devil Fruits (One Piece)
9. Eyeholes (Rick and Morty)
The script also touches on fictional fast-food chains (e.g., Big Kahuna Burger, Mooby, Los Pollos Hermanos) and concludes with a promotional segment for KFC's Legendary Bucket, highlighting a limited-time offer.
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**Food from Movies/Cartoons/TV Shows**
1. Krabby Patty is a fictional food from the cartoon SpongeBob.
2. The recipe for Krabby Patty is unknown, even to the cartoon's creators.
3. Krabby Patty cannot be exactly reproduced in the real world.
4. Smile Dip is a fictional sweet from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
5. Smile Dip has a real-life prototype in the US, a sweet powder to be licked off a stick.
6. Nuka-Cola is a fictional fizzy drink from the Fallout video game series.
7. A limited run of Nuka-Cola was produced for fans, but it's not the same as in the game.
8. Slurm is a fictional, highly addictive drink from the animated series Futurama.
9. Slurm is produced on the Chervelon planet from the anal secretions of the Chervelon Queen.
10. Devil Fruits are fictional fruits from the manga and anime "One Piece" that grant superpowers.
11. There are over 100 types of Devil Fruits, each giving different powers.
12. Eyeholes are a fictional breakfast cereal from "Rick and Morty" that melts in the mouth.
**Real-Life Food and Promotions**
13. KFC's (Kentucky Fried Chicken) iconic bucket turns 60 years old in 2017.
14. In 2017, a limited edition of KFC's anniversary baskets offered a 30% discount on chicken for the entire year.
15. Los Pollos Hermanos, a fictional restaurant from "Breaking Bad", was temporarily brought to life as a promotional food truck serving potatoes.
**Miscellaneous**
16. Banthas, from the Star Wars universe, are fictional creatures used for their meat, fur, and milk.
17. Giant fruits and vegetables, like those in "Dunno", exist in reality but are not unusually large.
18. Selectionists attempt to cultivate larger edible plants, but not to the scale of those in "Dunno".