Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Title:** Unconventional Interview with Tom Hiddleston (Loki actor)
**Summary:**
* The transcript appears to be a scripted, comedic interview with Tom Hiddleston, guided by off-camera instructions.
* The interview is intentionally awkward, with the host (Ian Hecox) following bizarre directions, such as:
+ Making odd noises and gestures
+ Asking absurd questions (e.g., "Would you rather be attacked by 20 cockroach-size bears or one bear-size cockroach?")
+ Pretending to throw Tic Tacs into Tom's mouth
+ Imitating celebrities (e.g., Natalie Portman) and characters (e.g., a Southern drawl)
+ Engaging in playful, awkward physical interactions (e.g., hugs, hair touching, "booping" Tom's nose)
* Tom Hiddleston plays along, showing good humor and patience throughout the unconventional interview.
* The transcript ends with the hosts wrapping up the interview and promoting their channel and magazine.
Here are the extracted key facts, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. **Participants**: The conversation involves Tom Hiddleston, Ian Hecox, and Anthony.
2. **Interview Format**: Ian is reading from a paper, indicating he's not a professional interviewer.
3. **Initial Interaction**: The conversation starts with awkwardness, including a handshake and confusion over Ian's last name (Hecox).
4. **Loki Reference**: Tom Hiddleston is associated with the character Loki.
5. **Surname Discussion**: Tom's surname (Hiddleston) is discussed, with attempts to humorously mispronounce or hint at it.
6. **Definition Query**: Tom is asked to define "Brony," to which he initially doesn't know the answer.
7. **Rap Request**: Tom is asked to freestyle a rap about Thor: The Dark World.
8. **Ballad Request**: He is then asked to sing a ballad, specifically to the tune of a song from Titanic, about a humorous topic (his hair not being real).
9. **Game/Challenge**: An attempt is made to throw a Tic Tac into Tom's mouth.
10. **Choice Question**: Tom is presented with a hypothetical choice between being attacked by 20 cockroach-size bears or one bear-size cockroach.
11. **Poster Reference**: A poster with Tom's face is mentioned, with a request for him to mimic the expression while answering a question.
12. **Material Guess**: Someone attempts to guess the material of Tom's shirt, with intentionally incorrect guesses (cashmere, cow hyde).
13. **Physical Interactions**: Include touching Tom's Adam's apple to verify its reality and a hug at the end of the interaction.
14. **Height Mention**: Tom's height is noted when someone mentions standing on their tippy toes to hug him.
15. **Conclusion**: The interaction ends with thanks and a departure.
16. **Additional Content**: There's a mention of additional content (videos, a Smosh magazine) related to Tom Hiddleston and Loki.