Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Title:** Beating "Scissors Fun Run" Map
**Summary:**
* The narrator, a gamer, attempts to beat a notoriously difficult map called "Scissors Fun Run" created by "Scissors".
* Despite initial confidence, they face numerous challenges, glitches (e.g., storm timer, jump glitches), and frustrating levels.
* Throughout the 5-hour playthrough, the narrator experiences increasing eye strain ("eye ligma") and frustration.
* Ultimately, they reach the final level, which allows only one attempt. With no idea how to beat it and already in "excruciating pain" from eye strain, their attempt ends the playthrough.
**Tone:** Humorous, self-deprecating, and lighthearted, with increasing frustration and exasperation.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
1. **Game Context**: The text describes a gaming session, specifically a "fun run" map created by "Scissors".
2. **Player's Experience**: The player has previously beaten Scissors' maps, including the "first map", "second map", and "death maze".
3. **Current Map**: The player is attempting to beat Scissors' latest map, titled "Scissors Fun Run".
4. **Gameplay Attempts**: The player attempts the map multiple times, with varying degrees of success and failure.
5.. **Glitch Encounters**:
* **Storm Timer Glitch**: The player experiences a glitch that reduces the available time to complete the map.
* **Jump Glitch**: On the "lava level", the player encounters a jump glitch that causes frequent failures.
6. **Time Investment**: The player spends approximately **three hours** trying to overcome the jump glitch on the lava level.
7. **Progress and Completion**: The player completes the first six levels but decides to push through despite "extreme amounts of eye strain" to reach the final level.
8. **Final Level Constraints**: The final level allows only **one attempt**; failing means restarting from the beginning.
9. **Player's Physical State**: After five hours of gameplay, the player reports being in "excruciating pain" due to eye strain, dubbed "eye ligma".
10. **Outcome**: The session ends with the player uncertain about how to beat the final level and unable to attempt it again due to their physical state.